while I'm writing letters

Dear Crack Users, Prostitutes, Pimps, Prostitute Users, Crack Dealers,

My alley and back yard driveway are not there so you can do your deals, drop off your whores, pick up your blow or crack or pot or 'shrooms.  It is not a turn around, it is a fire lane and my backyard - that is all.

You have two options - get a brain and realize that your life is worth more than drugs and prostitution or go away and die - please.

Thanks.

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