Wednesday, October 22, 2008

fat

where does fat go? I've burned off a few pounds this year and a few inches and today as I put on a piece of clothing that is too big I thought... where did that inch go? Did it really leave... is it stuck to someone else now... could the sweaty fat particles that drop off of me hideout somewhere and talk about the day they'll come back... and taunt me with - nice try salad eater... come back to the dark side... eat everything - everywhere...

I realize that this is a bit (a lot) of a mad thought - but it made me think about how odd this whole weight loss/gain situation is... I mean I know when I'm gaining weight - bigger clothes, stretched skin - but when it leaves - well it was something on my body - it was flabby stuff - the white goo you don't eat from meat - so it was something and now it is evaporating... or am I full of heavy air - or is it just shrunk inside and what was once a flabby cell is now a skinny cell who goes around talking about her great nails and wears high heels... hey girls this way to the skinny section... hey you fat cell - 20 more laps - head to toe - get on it ...

alright - it's official, I'm insane... ok - Paula - you're right - it was more likely official when I did the lingerie show in my res. living room... that was alcohol induced insanity though... sadly i only had milk at dinner :)

3 comments:

Carmen said...

My stomach hurts from laughing... which I may just count as one exercise point in my WW quest to lose 20 lbs... and why don't I remember the lingerie show?? Did I drink more than milk at dinner that night???

april said...

Um... well that's a question for Paula - in my mind it is the night you guys went to a hockey game and came home finding me ultra drunk and you telling me to go and throw up and just shut up... I remember telling you that I was fine - that I just needed to brush my teeth - I then brushed my teeth and went in my room and called Scott - who I'm sure was SUPER impressed with my drunkness - I then crashed... ok - maybe that isn't the same night because I know Paula and a few others were watching a movie the night that I put the show on.... I know that it was the year we lived with Liz... 204...

april said...

oh and I agree that you should get a point for all the laughing... I remember when I was starting on weight WW and if I couldn't find out the points I'd decide it was zero... it could be why WW didn't work as well for me initially :) maybe