IDIOTS

Dear stupid people who are driving like it is summer,

I would like to open this letter with a stern finger wagging and mad face pushed against my window - it snowed people - it snowed A FREAKIN' LOT!  SLOOOWWWW DOWWWNNN!!!!!!

I know you think your car is going to save your sorry ass when it rolls or hits another vehicle but it won't.  You are not superman, he-man, she-ra, my little pony or rainbow brite when you drive - you are a regular old stupid human and you should slow the hell down.

Thanks.

ape