"Mom - what are we having for dinner tonight?"
-We are making boo-ree-toes... and you get to pick what goes in it
"Oh, well I want chicken and fries"
-No - burritos - we get to put the filling in
2 minutes later
"Mom, what is in those bum thongs"
-pardon - I'm blinking and my brain is trying to catch up with the translation
- do you mean burritos
"yes, the booreethongs"